Dear Abby, So this chick with long legs and a sweet round ass walks in to the restaurant yesterday (sounds like the beginning of a joke)and of course I had to check to make sure her food was okay. She turned out to be Puerto Rican and a stripper at an all nude place in Austin. Needless to say I invited her out for drinks later. Being the classy guy that I am I had her meet me at Fiasco's for some beer 'n tequila. (Closer to the casa than Waldo's) After feeding her a couple of shots I was getting tired of her constant babbling but did I mention the sweet Peurto Rican ASS! Back to my place we went and down to business. She even carried on a conversation while getting stuck from behind! Amazing! Somewhere during the night I rolled over on my nice king size bed to pass out as she was still babbling when out came the quote of the night that made me feel like I had picked up a Hooter's girl. Just as I was almost out I heard, "Did this use to be a waterbed?" Yes I was too tired to start the "What the fuck are you talking about?" conversation. Since sticking her again in the morning and sending her on her merry way I have been perplexed by that question and am wondering if there is some type of conversion kit that I am not aware of or if she was truly, let's say Hooter's minded. Any insight would be greatly appreciated. signed, Disease Free in Saytown |
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