Patrick “Migjet” Migliore #5 Pat is one of the greatest mid-fielders to ever dawn a F.S.F.C. uniform. Is the all time leader in several offensive categories on, and off the pitch. Known for his precision penalty taking ability, and despite the handicap of several teammates pointing the direction of every p.k. converted every kick. Is the all time leader in criminal bookings with one. Pat also known for his colorful off the field antics such as leading the team in insults directed at Hooters staff. In addition Pat has spent a lifetime gaining expertise in El Jarro nightcaps, cougar hunting, and recreational Viagra use. Live on Fading Star….. Tom “Iron Curtain” Wasson #00 Tom was truly one of the founding fathers of F.S.F.C., and his innovation of defensive tactics still has many a fallen team scratching their heads. Tom got the nickname Iron Curtain for his stellar defensive play by swallowing up loose balls, and kicking them straight up in the air. In his 20 games played that spanned over two decades Tom post the greatest goal allowed percentage in team history. When the win was in hand Tom was truly a human the victory cigar. Tom’s stinginess on the field helps him develop the greatest defensive strategy in team history. Unlike many great team leaders Tom didn’t draw his line up in the dirt but on a bar top with shiner bock bottles. His fearless nature also allowed Taco Cabana to sponsor the F.S.F.C. and truly bring out the teams masculinity by wearing pink. Live on Fading Star….. Jay “FnJ” King #14 If
Webster’s were to define what is means to be a F.S.F.C member Jay would
be in that picture. Jay is known for his long flowing multi-colored
hair, and his dark tan from passing out at the lake or pool prior to
late games. His ability to show up, and lead the team first no matter how much alcohol was consumed prior was legendary. Even hurt Jay would show up, and drink along with teammates. Jay
is the all time leader in fights with weak minded opponents. Jay is
more than likely among the all time leaders in all offensive
categories, but since all records from the cave drawings only show the after parties, and not the actual game summary there is no way of telling. Live on Fading Star… Carlos “The Commish” Rodriguez Carlos is owner of S.A.S.A., and founder of the Fading Stars. Carlos founded the F.S.F.C. as a place for the homeless to play on a soccer squad. Thru the years, Carlos has sent countless players to the FS- some good, some bad and some ugly. Always the strict disciplinarian, Carlos created the Team Bond for fighting to the FS eventually making it a league wide institution. Carlos has also handed out lifetime bans and heavy suspensions all the while with a smile on his face and a warm place in his heart for the Fading Stars. |
