Fall 2008 Game 3 FSFC 2 Intl Old Boys 2

Soccer International Complex Field No. 9 MAP TO FIELDS October 5th

11:00 a.m. Fading Stars vs Int'l Old Boys

Game Summary

• 1st Half Highlights
• Even match with tons of space for both offenses as neither midfield could get back
• FSFC has multiple opportunities to score but the bad mojo prevents an early lead
  
• Intl old boys get the lead as Kendall gets worked over by orange shoe guy beating him 1v1 and then proceeds to toe poke the ball into the net 0-1
  
• FSFC win a corner kick that gets bounced around, Jihad takes a crack that is stopped by a handball, ball bounces to the six where Intl's Wolfie tries to clear but pops the ball in the air.
  
• #19 winks at Berardo while the ball is in the air and awaits the impending foul- Like Clayton Williams said "Rape is like the weather, you know its coming so you might as well enjoy it" #19 gets run over by Wolfie earning the PK that Pblische finishes easily 1-1
• Halftime 1-1
• Plenty of free space, but lots of bad passes prevent the rout
• Intl gets on the board again as their forward makes a touch and shot that beats Darilek and Ken 2-1
• Pblische finally gets free inside the 18, jukes the ever living shit out of 2 defenders and the keeper and buries the ball in the net 2-2
• The Fun begins...
• The superstar referee, Jason, that "plays" for Intl can't keep his fucking mouth shut and is trying to dictate the game
• #19 gets carded for telling him to shut the fuck up
• Ball is played in the box, Ken calls "Keeper". Kendall runs away, dumbass forward backs into a ball that Ken punches away and knocks the guy on his ass. Justifiably no foul was called. World Cup superstar Lavry takes offense. Ken says "OK Grandpa" and a 5 minute Intl hug fest prevents an ass beating. Superstar ref Jason keeps running his mouth.
• 10 minutes left, Intl forward gets loose 1v1 vs Ken. Ken gets the ball, drops it and clips the forward- PK awarded.
• Of all the people to take the PK they choose Orange Shoe guy- This fucking guy lines up for the PK and takes a divot so bad that grass will never grow again in that spot. The ball trickles wide left like a Scott Norwood cumshot.
• Ending minute FSFC attack hard and play a dangerous ball in the box, World Cup superstar Lavry tries to clear but whiffs and the ball lands between his legs, he holds the ball in his knees and #19 kicks the shit out of the ball- Ref blows the whistle for dangerous play, superstar Lavry kicks #19 as hard as his feeble scottish leg could.
• Instead of tossing the World Cup superstar and giving the free kick to the FSFC, the ref bows to intimidation and blows the final whistle.
• Final 2-2

Goals: Pblische 2(2)
Assists: None
Allowed: Ken 2(3)
PK Fouls: Ken 1(1)
PK Goals: Pblische 1(1)

Yellow Cards: #19 1(1)

What We Learned and Awards

• Unless we give out new jerseys every week attendance is horse shit
• Coach K's 0-1-1 start is worse than Sherman at A&M
• Props to Intl Old boys for 6 yellow cards, intimidating the ref but they didn't play any of their 1st division players

Offensive MVP: Pblische- 2 goals

Defensive MVP: Bergman- no goals, no handballs

Quote of the Game: Ken "Ok Grandpa"

Tackle of the Game: Ken- With his knock out clear of the forward

Pussy of the Game: The 11 players that had other things to do

Lineup

GK Ken
FB Bergman
FB Jacobs
SW Kendall
ST Darilek
CM A
CM Pblische
HB Berardo
HB Berryman
F #19
F Jihad

Bench

Coach K
JP
Raul